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Comedy Corner

He beats me

A woman attended a court for her divorce hearing.

Judge: What are the grounds of your application?
Woman: About 4 acres
Judge: I meant is there a grudge?
Woman: Yes we have 2 double and 2 more for the children’s cars
Judge: Are there any fidelity issues?
Woman: Yes, your honour, we have hi-fi in all rooms. All fidelity ones
Judge: Madam, does he beat you?
Woman: Yes Sir. He does every morning. He always gets up before me and makes me a cup of tea before he leaves for work.
Judge: I can’t see any reasons for your divorce. Why are you doing this?
Woman: It is not me, Sir. He says he can’t communicate with me!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Judge: He is quite right I think.

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