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What is Politics?

 

A conversation between a 9-year old boy and his  father:

Boy: “ What is Politics Dad”?

The father thought about it , it is a serious question, needs a serious answer.

Dad: “That is a very good question son and you need a good answer, let me think, how can I put ii.

“Son , I am the Capitalist Provider,  Mum has the money. She is the Government; you are the People. Our baby is the Future, do you understand?”

It was a complicated jigsaw puzzle, however boy nodded reluctantly and the Dad continued

“Ok good, the Babysitter is the Working Class”

The boy “ I think I understand Dad but I am tired dad thanks dad “ ; he went to bed

The boy’s sleep was disturbed during the night as the baby was crying. He went to his mum but she was fast as sleep, he did not want to wake her up therefore he went to the Babysitter where he found his Dad and Babysitter on her bed naked.  He did not want to disturb them either. at this stage he could not hear baby crying. He went back to his bed. The next morning at breakfast table the boy said “ Dad I fully understand what politics is all about”

Dad: “is that so, I am glad, you want to tell me about it son”?

Boy: “ Yes thanks dad. While the Government is sleeping, the Capitalist is screwing the Working Class, ignoring the People leaving  the Future is in a deep  shit”

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