George Conway mocks MAGA evangelicals with Trump-inspired 10 commandments
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Anti-Trump attorney George Conway on Thursday took a shot at evangelical Christians who remain loyal to former President Donald Trump despite – or because of – his multiple indictments on charges related to making hush-money payments to an adult film star, illegally retaining top-secret government documents, and trying to illegally remain in power after losing the 2020 election.
Writing on Twitter, Conway delivered a Trumpian refresh of the Bible’s 10 commandments that come with carveouts aimed at excusing Trump’s years of un-Christian behavior.
“Honor thy father and thy mother, and burieth thy mother on thy father’s golf course,” reads one commandment.
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“Thou shalt not commit adultery, but if thou shalt do so with thy porn star, thou shalt payeth her off through an intermediary and falsifieth thy accounting record,” reads another.
Conway even used the commandment against stealing to poke fun at Trump’s habit of misspelling the word “stolen” as “stollen.”
“Thou shalt not steal, unless thou needeth to steeleth one moreth than a certain number of popular votes or unless thou can hideth thy stollen documents at thy bathroom in thy resort,” he wrote.
Conway’s post was inspired by a separate Twitter post by Rep. Greg Steube (R-FL), who credited the power of prayer for the victory of Trump ally Rep. Mike Johnson (R-LA) in the GOP’s House speaker election.
o be posted in all Members’ offices per order of the Speaker: 1. Thou shalt have no other gods before me, except thou shalt followeth thy Orange Jesus over any moral cliff. 2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, unless thou shalt have purchaseth it on http://DonaldJTrump.com. 3. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain, except when thou shalt attacketh Brandon or thy RINOs. 4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy, unless thou attendeth a musical production in Denver. 5. Honour thy father and thy mother, and burieth thy mother on thy father’s golf course. 6. Thou shalt not kill, but thou shalt shooteth looters on sight, and puteth alligators in thy moat to keepeth out the Mexicans. 7. Thou shalt not commit adultery, but if thou shalt do so with thy porn star, thou shalt payeth her off through an intermediary and falsifieth thy accounting records. 8. Thou shalt not steal, unless thou needeth to steeleth one moreth than a certain number of popular votes or unless thou can hideth thy stollen documents at thy bathroom in thy resort. 9. Thou shalt not bear false witness. LOL. 10. Thou shalt not covet (but seeth nos. 2, 4, 7, and 8 aboveth).
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Congressman Greg Steube
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25 Oct
In January, @RepMikeJohnson joined me on the House floor while we were in a deadlock over who our next Speaker would be. We lifted up the speaker’s race to the Lord and asked for his divine guidance. Immediately after the prayer, 14 members changed their votes, ultimately leading…