Reason for the Divorce

Judge: What are the grounds of your divorce application?

Petitioner wife: about four acres

Judge: No, what I meant was do you  have any grudge against your..

Wife:Yes we have two double garages

Judge: No lady. Are there any fidelity problem?

Wife: No sir, every room has  the latest sound system we never fight over them

Judge: mmmm…Ok. Does he beat you?

Wife: Yes sir, every morning. He gets up before me to make tea and breakfast for me before he goes to work

Judge: I see,, then why do you want to divorce him?

Wife: Its not me Sir, its him, he says he cannot communicate with me!

Judge:????????????